Tuesday, May 20, 2008

"Get a life" exam?

Claudia in Germany asks: "Is the unexamined life worth living?"


NO! Unexamined lives are the number one cause for needless acts of stupidity worldwide. Data gathered from exit polls taken during the 2004 national election in the U.S. showed that voters who had not examined their life in the past five years supported Bush by a ten to one margin over Kerry. Experts now recommend you have an annual life examination for early detection of contagious idiocy.

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