Angels aren't allowed to dance anymore. Back in 1993 Pat Robertson and The Christian Coalition strongly objected to this expression of lust inducing exuberant behavior, believing that as role models angels had no business shaking their heavenly booties. The group started a petition threatening to "stop singing praises unto Him" unless an immediate stop was put to this sinful act. Needing the praise God reluctantly gave in to their demand. Angels are still allowed to pass time on the head of a pin, but they must do so standing perfectly still.
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